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Tell some funny stories from your days here.

A few days ago I was talking to my friend Michelle on IM. She was telling me about a guy she knew in high school who used to enjoy walking in on people having sex at parties and watching. This guy was pretty dirty and really odd apparently.

So just when I thought he couldn't get worse, he does something awful. He knew a mentally retarded girl who liked him. So one night he decided to have sex with her for the fun of it. This is a terrible thing, but I swear it made me laugh so hard.

I guess I am a bad person

Lol, I try Johnny, I really do... I just can't think of something funny.

Ok I figure maybe I can get this thread going a little bit by putting a doozy of a story in for you guys. I will try to make it a little less graphic than it was but let me warn you it is to be considered mature content.

On New Year's eve last year (December 31, 07) I went over to my one buddy's apartment. We will call him Walter. My other buddy came and picked me up and we headed over there.

My buddy, we will call him Terence, and I walked into Walter's apartment and saw a small group of people sitting in his roomate's room. In said room sat two fat girls who were just unable to be quiet. I texted Terence that I thought these two were gross. So I immediately started drinking some rum and cokes.

After a few of those I decided that it would be a good idea to play strip beer pong. The saddest part is that only the fat girls would play. So I had them on my team vs three dudes. I decided I didn't want to see dude parts so I kind of threw the game. Getting naked in front of people is nothing new to me so I just did. The fatties only would flash, I guess I was happy for that.

All of a sudden I am making out with the less ugly one. We go down to Walter's bedroom where he and more ugly are making out. So we play the switch game, which is where someone yells switch and switch partners.

I end up with more ugly and I do things with her that I wish I could have done to Heidi Klum. Let me just say that I proved the fat chick giving good something to be false. I also washed my hands 7 times and the smell wouldn't go away. I kinda banged her..... it was terrible. She literally made my legs fall asleep and I had to army crawl.

But then about 20 mins after I hit it, Walter was hitting it while was in the same room with less ugly. It was a whole ton of wrong in one night.

I never went to sleep and my friends just made fun of me for a while. At around 8:00 a.m. we were all sitting in the bedroom and we were talking. I said something funny about her and she replied, "F you! F all of you." So I said, "I think you already took care of that champ." Pretty priceless lol.

The best part is Terence was sober the next morning and made out with her. The look on his face when I told him what happened almost made the whole night worth it.

I hated myself for like 2 weeks after that. On a good note, it made me a campus legend for some reason.

lol flyy, you're not alone.

Its more gross than anything I think.

The point isn't to one-up each other. Just to post some funny stories from your day or life. In order to entertain us. This is not a competition.

Hahaha, now that story has potential. Too ridiculous.

..im am so DONE!! CTFU ((eew eww eww)) @ dude & his 'wet spots'